...Not again!

I had en epiphany to write about the puniest things that happen to people all the time that make you go.......goddammit, WHY? (also known as First World Problems)

Here's a list of 'em:

1. Ever have those moments when you walk in the city, realize that you actually have money with you and that your wallets not dying of anorexia while screaming "something.......cough, anything......don't...leave me hanging....help m-" , do the happy-oh-yeah-i-have-munny-in-mah-pocket-all-y'all-mofos dance, then go buy things and end up in the sad, sad result of wasting all your money on little things that you don't need but you want? (cough-donutsmcdonaldsfriedsburgercuteearringscoke-cough) Yeah, story of my life.

2. Someone eats YOUR piece of food from the fridge, when you CLEARLY told them that it's your territory and were OBVIOUSLY saving it for later so that YOU could eat it. Not them, not anyone else, just you. It should be a crime! The same applies to when you save the best part of a food for last, and just before you take it someone else eats it. I swear at that moment I am ready to fight till the death for my piece of food. This is some serious business.

3.When you shout out an answer with confidence, and I do mean SHOUT your answer with full on confidence. Or when you think that you know something and advise someone, only to be proven completely wrong later. An example of that would be shouting "5 TIMES 5 IS TEN," arguing against people who disagree with you and then going "aw, craptastic."Also, shouting out "POTATO DESSERT" when you're supposed to say apple dessert to your french exchange students might confuse them while you're attempting to translate a restaurant menu. She didn't seem tempted by the option anymore after I said that.......oops.

4. Your tab is closed. Your precious tab(s) that had a video you were supposed to finish, a source for an assignment, your half-written email or a funny website disappears because you or someone else closed it. A grave loss that results in tears, frustration and work to find the lost part that you needed.

5. Pouring cereal into a bowl; AFTER realizing that there is no milk. I have nothing more to say about this tragedy.

6. Making the sexiest face you have to your friend that looks like a cross between a hamster/hippo/triple-chinned person/psycho, then being noticed by other relatively normal human beings. I truly believe that some people are scared of the faces that I can make. What can I say, beauty is on the inside people, don't judge :D

Thousands of more can be listed, here are some more if you'd like :)
http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/articles/first-world-problems-are-still-serious-problems

And now my song of the week:

I am in love with this woman.

ps. My favorite for the current season (9) of Top Chef won. BOOYAH! :D